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Who Laughs in Their Sleep?! Plus Carrie and Kelly Clarkson's $15K Bird

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episode 4. we got the flu, watched literally everything, and now we have notes. it opens with one of us laughing in his sleep like a cartoon bank robber (very typical man behavior, apparently), and then it's straight into the sick week binge.

the big one is Carrie: Mike Flanagan's new Prime Video series vs. the 1976 original and the 2013 remake, whether Emaline ruined the ending, and why nobody gave Carrie a buddy on her first day. then Buddy, the murderous orange unicorn movie, East of Eden (was Cathy just a sociopath?), Mother Mary, aka the wicked press tour as a movie, the Unabomber movie and the MKUltra rabbit hole, and Tony, the young Anthony Bourdain movie, plus our rule that a gross bathroom means a disgusting kitchen.

also: restaurant booth discourse, Kelly Clarkson vs. the $15,000 robot bird at Art of Play, Celebrity Traitors UK vs. US (and New Blood), a Love Is Blind breakup, the Ultimate Girls Trip super bowl of housewives, hypocrisy and bullshit, Bronwyn's railings, and why Below was fucking wild. spoilers ahead, obviously.

the hosts' commentary and opinions, for entertainment. not statements of fact about anyone in it.

what we get into

  1. 0:00Cold Open: Scott Laughs in His Sleep
  2. 0:52Tony's Blackened Cod, Tinned Fish Pasta Beef & Imitation Crab
  3. 3:32Flu Binge: Carrie (2026) vs. the 1976 Original & 2013 Remake
  4. 16:53Buddy: The Murderous Orange Unicorn Movie
  5. 18:40Booth Discourse: "Men Don't Sit in Booths"
  6. 20:10East of Eden: Was Cathy Just a Sociopath?
  7. 23:21"Hypocrisy and Bullshit": Bravo's Hottest New Song
  8. 28:24Mother Mary: The Wicked Press Tour, the Movie
  9. 33:57Scott Runs Zoom Meetings (and Laughs) in His Sleep
  10. 35:58Unabomber: The MKUltra Rabbit Hole
  11. 42:40Tony: Gross Bathroom = Disgusting Kitchen
  12. 49:01Kelly Clarkson vs. the $15K Robot Bird
  13. 54:18Celebrity Traitors UK vs. US
  14. 1:03:42Love Is Blind: The "Jack Kennedy" Breakup
  15. 1:06:47Ultimate Girls Trip & Andy, This Generation's Capote
  16. 1:13:12Bronwyn's Railings & the Palm Pilot Prenup
  17. 1:14:24Below Was Fucking Wild

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