The Girl in Line Is Studying Twilight

episode 3. siri tries to crash the podcast in the cold open, rebecca's voice goes full natasha lyonne (the hot history of raspy voices, plus a word from our "sponsor", ricola), and then it's history-gossip podcast drama, the Romanovs and Guns, Germs and Steel.

then everyone's rum flashbacks: warm white rum with cream soda, the bapardi, schweppes and bacardi white, aka the schwa party. plus beet-red grooms and why weddings are so humbling for men, Gus needing shell surgery, and why the walk score should really be the drunk score.

also: Kim's "real" photos and Kylie's filler, breaking news on Diana Jenkins listing her house, the new RHONY cast needing housewives university, the girl in line at the ice cream shop who's taking a vampire course (it's Twilight), the Boomchickapop shirt, getting bullied by the Swifties over Taylor's VMAs hair, Uber Eats loyalty and takeout fuckboy energy, tiny Skims pockets, Kim K and Law Roach, and Ryan Murphy's "what if they kiss" formula, right up to the new American Horror Story.

the hosts' commentary and opinions, for entertainment. not statements of fact about anyone in it.