Dating, Kind Of 💘

dating, kind of. some of it is actual date ideas, and some of it is us treating a takeout order like a first date or an ex.

on the actual dating side, we've heard the museum is where the singles are now. it's cheap, you can talk, and you get to feel very sophisticated, as long as you can name more than one dinosaur. there's also our very unofficial wellness theory that some men just need to be taken on a walk, like a dog, with fresh air and a loop around the park.

then there's the takeout saga. we think a restaurant tries harder on your first order, because it's basically a first date. and when you stop ordering from a place you used to love, we can't help wondering if they think about you, because that's basically an ex. we're pretty sure we're the ones who left.

none of this is professional advice. it's what we'd tell a friend, and we have a lot of feelings about restaurants.