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Are museums the new date spot for singles?

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the take

apparently the museum is where the singles are now, which is bad news if you work there and great news if you can name a dinosaur. it's cheap, you can actually talk, and you get to larp as a sophisticated person for an afternoon. the catch is that one of us knows exactly one dinosaur, so study up. honestly, as date plans go, it's a solid one. nobody has to shout over a bar, and there's a conversation starter on every wall. just don't ask one of us to identify anything past a stegosaurus.

this is the hosts' commentary and speculation for entertainment, not a statement of fact about anyone in it.

where it's from

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transcript

auto-transcribed from the clip audio. speakers aren't labeled and there may be small errors.

  1. 0:00If you're single and you're a uriner, don't work at a museum because it's all just like dates.
  2. 0:09Is that where people are going these days? Yeah. Why? Admissions free? It's cheap. Okay.
  3. 0:16You can talk. You can larp as like a sophisticated true man or woman. Is that a stegosaurus?
  4. 0:28I know one dinosaur.

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